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Afghanistan

by Hed Cheez

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Afghanistan, Afghanistan,
I’m goin down to Afghanistan
Gonna build myself a banana stand,
Sell my nanners to the Taliban

Listen to me people cause here’s my plan
Hire a quirky little jerky from Turkistan
He do the work while I gets a tan
That’s how you do if you’re American

People be comin from across the land
Take a sack to Iraq, that they carry by hand
In a desert you can bet that there’s a nanner demand
And I plans to be the banana man.

Afghanistan, Afghanistan
Who wants to come? Raise up your hand.
Can’t be a woman, gots to be a man.
Cause that’s what it tells us in the Koran.

Turbans, camels, hookahs and sand,
I ‘m fixed to make at least a hundred grand.
Why ‘m I gonna do it? Because I can.
I’m going down to Afghanistan.

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released February 5, 2020

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